>Day wannabe Otolaryngologist in Equestria.
>Sitting on your couch, your attempts to read the funny pages are constantly interrupted by a persistent pink pony.
"Pinkie, stop."
>"But-"
"No."
>"Please?"
"No."
>"Please?"
"No."
>"Please?"
"No."
>"Pleeeeeeeeeease?"
"Noooooooooo."
>"Please, please, please, please, please?"
"No, no, no, no, no!"
>"Just for a little? I just wanna know how it feels."
"How the fuck do you think having my cock shoved up your nose would feel?"
>"I don't know! That's why I wanna try!"
>Three hours, that's how long Pinkie has been begging you try nostril fucking her.
>Ever since your little ménage a trois with her and Eris, she's been bugging you about all the ways you haven't fucked her yet.
>Underwater? Pretty fun.
>On a train? Kinda plain.
>On top of an unconscious Twilight? A personal favorite.
>But you just can't picture yourself violating her snout like that.
>"But you've violated me in plenty of other ways!"
>(Stop reading the narrative Pinkie.)
>"Sorry."
>A tired sigh escapes your mouth.
"Pinkie, if I do this, will you promise to stop pestering me about any other thing I haven't wanted to do to you?"
>"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." She does all the associated hoof movements and sits violently still as she looks up to you in silent expectation.
>Meeting her gaze, you cross your fingers over each other and accept her challenge while a glare forms over your non existent glasses.
>The air around you both grows heavy as your auras take shape behind you.
>A stampede of ghostly pink horses gallop around Pinkie while faceless terrors rise from out of your own shadow.
>Electricity fills the air where words do not and the Earth begins to tremble in fear.
>Not once do either of you break away from this deadlock even as the panicked cries of ponies echo up from the world outside.
>Those voices however, are as nothing to you both.
>There is only victory and defeat.
>There is only you and her.
>Until Eris walks into the room eating a corndog.
>"Hey Anon, you feel that? Something weird is- woah. Staring contest?"
>"Hi Eris!"
>In the one small instance she looks away, your aura strikes and brings hers down causing her to shut her eyes from the bright explosion of energy.
"Hah! You blinked!"
>"Wait, but... No fair!"
>You get up and begin the victory pelvic thrusting.
"In your face!"
>"That's the plan! So this means you're still going to do it right?"
>"Do what?"
"Ugh, Pinkie convinced me to fuck her."
>"Did you really need convincing for that?"
"You didn't let me finish, she wants me to fuck her... nose."
>"Wow. Y'know Anon, you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but I'm pretty sure you can't fuck your friends nose. Especially not with this thing.
>She whips your second cock out of her boxers to emphasize a girth that can't be ignored.
"Well that's what we're gonna find out. There isn't any kinda foreplay for this is there?"
>"Haha, don't ask me man, I just wanna see how this goes."
>Reaching under the couch, you pull out a bottle of lube that's kept there for living room fornication and take a seat on the couch.
"Uhh... Pinkus? Care for a squirt?"
>She takes the lube in between her hooves and stares at it for a second.
>You can see the moments her gaze shifts from the bottle to her snout by how her eyes cross to change focus.
>After some intense thought, she merely shrugs her withers before throwing her head back, and pouring a generous amount down her right nostril.
>"Ready for action!"
>She tilts the bottle towards you and applies a small amount onto your lower head before bringing her head down and aligning you with her slick snout hole.
>At the very least equines have fairly sizable nostrils and despite being little, the ponies have pretty big heads.
"This could work. Alright, here goes nothing."
>Grabbing her by the muzzle, you lower her snout closer and closer to your awaiting erection as her breathing becomes heavier and blows against your skin.
>Once the very tip has crossed the threshold and you've started to get a feel for her slick walls, pinkie inhales quickly, effectively snorting your length down to the base causing you both to cry out from the sudden change of pace.
>"Oh muh gawsh! It's like you're tickling muh bwain!" Pinkies voice is coming out nasally and almost congested, but with good reason.
"Oh sweet Christ this is different."
>Eris kneels beside you to confirm just how far you've penetrated the pink one.
>"So? How is it?"
>Grabbing Pinkie by the muzzle, you give her a few probatory thrusts, causing her nose to distend in order accommodate you while words to describe this new sensation try to form in your head.
"It's like, a slimy, fuzzy pocket pussy. I'm still trying to get over the fact that this is happening right now."
>"Doeth it feel guhd Anon?"
"I hate to say it, but yeah. It's a very, VERY weird kinda good though."
>Eris stands up and ditches her underwear before grabbing hold of her dick.
"Scoot over Anon, I'm taking the left barrel."
>Tilting your torsos so that both of your dicks can reach Pinkie's face, Eris lubes herself up before getting snorted in the same manner you did.
>The sensation seemed to be too much for as she has to hang on to your shoulder for support.
"You okay honey?"
>Eris shivers a bit before throwing her head back.
>"A whole new world~. A dazzling place I never knew, but now from way up here, it's crystal clear, that now I'm in a whole new world with you~."
"So I take it your heart has decided princess?"
>She leans in to kiss you on the lips which you happily accept.
>"The last time I let my heart decide, it was on you. Right now though, my hard on is doing the thinking and it's telling me we need to show this party pony a good time."
>"I couldn' agwee moar!"
>Each of you grabbing a side of Pinkie's head, you begin to alternate thrusting your hips and watching each other's pleasured faces as you both violate your friend's face.
>Pinkie can only moan dimly as the overwhelming scent of your penis assaults her senses and turns her brain to further mush.
"I think she's getting off on this."
>"I think I'm about to get off on it too."
"Well let me give you a hand with that."
>With your free hand, you slide your hand down her furry back and past her scaly tail until you can slide your middle finger up and down her crack.
>You tease her moistening vagina with the tip of your finger but ultimately, your goal was just to get it wet.
>With a proper coating of juices on your finger, you bring it back up her crack a ways and jam it up her ass as she cries out in ecstasy.
>You fiddle around her back door, causing her hips to buck and lock uncontrollably as she tries to stop herself from coming right then and there.
>In order to finish together, you up the pace of your thrusts until you're practically skull fucking Pinkie.
>"A-Anon, I'm gonna-"
>Pulling your finger out of Eris' ass until just the tip is in, you align your ring and pointer finger with it before ploughing back into her with all three.
>She screams out as she buries herself in Pinkie's nostril and rides out her orgasm as you make it a double barrel blast by blowing your load as well.
>Exhausted, you fall backwards onto the couch, pulling Eris into a hug with you as Pinkie falls to her side on the floor.
>Looking down, you see Pinkie went and made a soupy mess of your living room carpet while she lays there limply, fresh cum oozing out of her nose.
>But that's a problem for future you.
"You okay there Panko?"
>A weak, "Mhmm." Is her only reply.
"Yeah, she's fine. How about you Er-"
>Eris snores softly on your chest while you just smile and avoid her horns to lean your head against hers.
>Today wasn't a bad day to try something new.