Lyra: Hi Bonnie how was work today?
Bonbon: *puts sunglasses on shelf* Not bad, Lyra. How are you?
Lyra: Pretty uneventful day no human sightings
Bonbon: Once again, if humans existed, we would've seen one by now.
Lyra: But Twilight said
Bonbon: Lyra, I'm telling you. Humans don't exist.
Lyra: Fine but I will prove you wrong MARK MY WORDS
Lyra: anyway what did you grab for dinner?
Bonbon: I grabbed some tacos from town.
Lyra: oh yummy
Bonbon: Still feeling full from lunch though.
Lyra: what was for lunch?
Lyra: oh wait I made you lunch
Lyra: ...
Lyra: my bad
Bonbon: Those slices of pizza and garlic breadsticks were fine.
Lyra: oh good
Bonbon: But you have some explaining to do.
Lyra: so did ya get gassy from the garlic he he
Bonbon: That's what I was getting to. You know what garlic does to me!
Lyra: well then why did you eat it?
Bonbon: Because I was hungry!
Lyra: Did you stink out the lunchroom?
Bonbon: No, but I had a tummy-ache on the way home.
Lyra: aw im sorry honey *I give you a tight hug*
Bonbon: *hugs back* I appreciate the sympathy but there's nothing we can do about it now.
Bonbon: I suggest not sharing the bed tonight, Lyra.
Bonbon: In case of, well, you know. *bbrrt*
Lyra: Ew Bonnie that really stinks
Lyra: *Lyra secretly loves the smell and takes a quick whiff*
Bonbon: Oh, shut up. *bbllluuurrrrp* Ew, that one felt wet.
Lyra: I'll say
Lyra: *thinking oh celestia I hope I don't start dripping*
Bonbon: *I detect a strong dose of rotten eggs in the air, putting a hoof to my nose* Oh, that stinks.
Lyra: *drip drip drip*
Bonbon: *I smell something else in the mix* Um, are you...
Lyra: W-what?
Bonbon: ...Getting wet? Why now?
Lyra: u-ummm
Lyra: promise not to be mad?
Bonbon: Promise.
Lyra: I *mumbling like farts
Bonbon: Er, what was that? *bbBBRRRRP*
Lyra: I SAID I LIKE FARTS!!!
Bonbon: Okay. Uh- wait, you like the smell?
Lyra: I like the smell the sound the look Everything
Bonbon: The look? Interesting. I think you'll like this one, then. *bbBBBLLUUUUrrrRRRbb*
Lyra: oh sweet celestia that's so hot
Lyra: *I put my face near your butthole* do it again
Bonbon: T-this is weird, no offense. *ppPPLLaaAAuurrrrp*
Lyra: Bonnie... are you getting wet???
Bonbon: Um, n-no, I'm not.
Lyra: yea you are I can smell it
Bonbon: You can s-smell me? *bbBBRRRRRT*
Lyra: you have a very unique smell when you get horny
Lyra: it smells like sugar
Bonbon: Well, I'm flattered. *giggle*
Lyra: *FBBBBBRT*
Bonbon: *waves a hoof* Geez, Lyra. What did you eat?
Lyra: same thing as you stinky
Lyra: um bonnie...
Bonbon: Yes, dear?
Lyra: Do you have to poop by any chance?
Bonbon: Probably will have to do that some time later.
Lyra: C-could I watch when you go?
Bonbon: M-m-me? Doing my business in your presence?
Lyra: Please
Lyra: I'll do one of your dirty fantasies
Bonbon: I... I guess so. Sure. *bbBRRRRRAAAAPP* That was quite loud, wasn't it?
Lyra: and smelly *PFBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFF?FFFFFFRT*
Bonbon: One of my... fantasies? You mean...?
Lyra: yup
Bonbon: Whew, that stunk. Garlic makes us the gassy duo, hmm?
Lyra: we’re the gassy "best friends"
Bonbon: You know it. *bBBbrrrrraaarp*
Lyra: Pull my hoof Bonnie
Bonbon: With pleasure. *pulls hoof*
Lyra: *PPPPFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBB?BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* *pssssss* oops I guess I had to pee
Bonbon: Lyra, on the floor? You dirty mare.
Lyra: You know it
Lyra: *I start making out with you*
Bonbon: *I kiss back, inserting my tongue into your mouth* *bbRrrraaapp*
Lyra: M-Maybe we should move this to the bedroom... or the bathroom
Bonbon: I think so.
Lyra: I'll follow you
Bonbon: *stomach gurgles* Also, maybe we can have dinner earlier than usual?
Lyra: Sure Bonnie whatever you want
Bonbon: Good. *I stop by the table, grabbing my taco* Dinner's in the bathroom now, heh.
Lyra: he he pooping and eating
Bonbon: No such thing as too much gas, I guess. *I enter the bathroom, you entering behind me*
Lyra: So... what do you wanna do first?
Bonbon: Well, I'll finish this taco first. *I munch on half the taco*
Lyra: ok
Bonbon: *bbBRRRrrrRAAAAAP* And fart in your face a little. *I swallow the rest of the food, giving a loud belch*
Lyra: He HE coming out of both ends now
Bonbon: You got that right. *I turn to you, burping in your face* Tastes good a second time.
Lyra: I'll say tastes yummy to me *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Bonbon: *I sniff up your gas* Smells delightful, by the way.
Lyra: Thank you darling *PFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUURT*
Bonbon: I can breathe your farts all day.
Lyra: um bonnie i don't wanna rush this but...
Lyra: im really horny
Bonbon: *bbBBBlLLLAAAUURRRPPSH* ?I know you are.? *chuckle*
Lyra: are you gonna poop soon?
Bonbon: Yup. I can feel it.
Lyra: Could you go right on the floor? I wanna watch it come out
Bonbon: Anything for you. *bbbBBBBbbbbbbrrrrrrpp* That one kind of bubbled out, hehe.
Lyra: Oh god I love you so much bonnie * I reach a hoof down to my dripping lips and start to rub*
Bonbon: How about I go right on your face? *I move my plot above your head* *bBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAPPP*
Lyra: Oh Bonnie please shit on my face I want nothing more
Bonbon: On it. *My stomach emits a fierce growl* That taco's kicking in. *bbbBRRRRrrrrrrppsh*
Lyra: *I stick my tongue up your butthole*
Bonbon: That's a bit risky. *bbBBBRRRRRPP* *A log begins to come out*
Lyra: *I start to suck on the log as it comes out*
Bonbon: *The log curls around your muzzle, going on for eight more inches*
Lyra: Oh god it tastes so good
Bonbon: Really?
Lyra: wanna taste?
Bonbon: Maybe. *bbbBrrRAAPSCh* *A wet fart sprays a bit of waste on your face*
Lyra: I cant wait any more *I flip you on your back*
Bonbon: Whoa!
Lyra: *I stick my tongue in your mouth sharing the taste of your shit with you*
Bonbon: *mmmph* *I close my eyes, continuing to let out gusts of foul wind*
Lyra: I wanna be your toilet forever Bonnie
Bonbon: That can be arranged... *bbrrrup* *BBBRRRRP*
Lyra: You ready for your fantasy?
Bonbon: You bet your flank I am.
Lyra: well you know what to do
Bonbon: Yup. *I get in position, fitting my muzzle into your plot*
Lyra: Ok now lick
Bonbon: *I proceed to lick up your plothole, smelling a bit of dried sweat*
Lyra: OOOH that feels really nice *My crotch drips on your belly*
Lyra: *pfffrt*
Bonbon: You going to do the doo-doo while you're at it?
Lyra: if you want
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Lyra: *PFFFRTBRT* *a dark brown turd starts to emerge my butthole*
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Bonbon: Feel free to. *I continue licking, loudly sniffing the fart as well*
Lyra: *pfffrbrrt* * a chunk of poop falls into your mouth*
Bonbon: *I taste it, chewing and swallowing down the waste* Tastes like garlic. *chuckle*
Lyra: *pfffrt* *A footlong log comes out and starts to coil around your face*
Bonbon: That's a huge one, Lyra! *I begin to rub myself, smelling the large turd*
Lyra: I cant take it anymore bonnie
Lyra: I need you to fuck me
Bonbon: Getting a bit out of control, huh?
Lyra: I've never been so horny
Bonbon: Well, get on me, we can thrust a bit.
Lyra: Yes Ma'am
Lyra: *I place my legs between yours*
Lyra: Say bonnie think you can make us a dildo to use?
Bonbon: *I begin thrusting into you* Way ahead of ya.
Lyra: Oh god Bonnie*Pffffffffrt*
Bonbon: *I grunt, letting out a foot long log identical to yours*
Lyra: *I open my legs letting the log enter*
Bonbon: *bbBBRRRrrrrt* This room stinks. *giggle*
Lyra: He he but it smells so good
Lyra: *thrust* Oh Bonnie I love you more than anything in the world
Bonbon: I-I love you too, Lyra! *I resume moaning* I'm getting close too.
Lyra: Lets cum together *PFFFFFFBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRT?*
Bonbon: Got it! *bbBBRRRRP* *I nearly scream, shooting a stream of fluids onto you*
Lyra: Oh fuck *I shit out one more footlong turd and cum all over you and the turds below us* PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBB?BBRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Lyra: I love you bonnie *kiss*
Bonbon: How do you get your farts to drag on so much?
Lyra: I used to have farting contests
Bonbon: Really? By the way, love you too. *kiss*
Lyra: C-Can we do this again sometime?
Bonbon: Maybe...
Lyra: Maybe?
Bonbon: Of course, dear.
Blitz Bradz: (PART 2 CONFIRMED)
Lyra: I love you my stinky girlfriend
Bonbon: And I love you, ?my? stinky girlfriend.
Lyra: (end?)
Bonbon: (Yup)
Lyra changed name to 1
1: Another great RP
Blitz Bradz: that was awesome i'm not gonna lie
Bonbon changed name to Krone